I had a very long, detailed and intense dream in which I was a member of the How I Met Your Mother Cast. Not a dream that I am an actress, rather that this was my real life. I was all tangled up with Marshall, played by the adorably goofy, Jason Segel. I just love him so much. For those of you who watch the show, I can also tell you that Lily was fooling around with Ted and that Barney and Robin were back together. For those of you who don't I can tell you it doesn't really matter.
Do you ever have the kinds of sex dreams that have you missing something you haven't had in a long while? I miss the chemical rush of the first, hot, intense hook ups with a new crush. The feelings of nearly static electricity flowing between two hands hovering near each other, sparking when they touch. The wave of headiness that overtakes you when you finally have that deep kiss that causes the whole world to disappear. When was the last time you made out with such passion that you didn't hear the kids, hear the tv, hear your phone notifications?
It was great to have a dream that was a perfect meld of memory and fantasy. It was also a Freudian study in the melding of the men. You'd have to know the men in my life to truly get it, but I can say that if you melded my Wrestler and my Hubs, you'd have Jason.
I miss the nights where you fall asleep entangled and wake up in the middle of the night just to make love. When in the morning you seriously consider quitting your job rather than getting out of that bed. Eating left over Chinese, naked in the sheets. Having hours of endless conversations where you are getting to know each others beliefs and what makes them who they are.
When was the last time you experienced that sort of fall? What do you miss as part of the trade for finding your "forever" person?
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I love my husband, but I don't know that he's actually my "forever" person. I know, I know - we're married, so I guess he SHOULD be, but I also don't know that I believe in it- one forever person. Well, except for Dave Grohl.
But seriously- I miss all that shizz - which is one more example of maybe why I'm not the marrying type, really! Too hard to eat in bed naked all day eating Chinese when the kid is around! :)
I will post the most depressing comment ever, but I can honestly say I have never had what you described. I don't love easily, and I doubt I ever have at all.
Mostly I just dream about Spider-man...but not doing anything spidery or anything, usually he's just a contestant on Jeopardy or Price is Right.
How I Met Your Mother is as good a show as any for a sex dream. Way better than my Alf fiasco (let's see if anyone gets that reference).
Once I sniffed glue and had a dream I got naughty with the casts of Vampire Diaries, Finding Bigfoot (Sasquatch included), Auction Hunters, and Antiques Roadshow. I cancelled cable the next day.
Am I missing the point of this post?
Not to make you jealous or anything but me and AZ spend a lot of time tangled up in the sheets lately. And on the couch, and the floor.... well, you get the picture. Unfortunately, I have to get up for work in the morning. :(
I miss all the teasing in the beginning. The innuendos, the arched eyebrows, the bubbly laughter that comes even when the joke wasn't funny. Which is why I go down to my YMCA and sit in the sauna after my workout. It's where all the men hang out, and I flirt with them mercilessly - when the electricity begins to spark, I shower, go home and tell my honey it's time for his nooner. He knows where my energy comes from, but he doesn't mind as long as it's all spent on him.
I am flat-out TOO TIRED for sex in the middle of the night.
But I do still love love love to get away with my husband: cocktails and coffee and food in bed; not all at the same time.
I know I'm lucky that we enjoy each other's company after 18 years together. He knows what pleases me and it's easy when we can make time.
Still. There's nothing like that first rush. Nothing.
p.s. My sister once had a super-hot sex dream about....
KEVIN SPACEY.
I'm still not quite over hearing it.
holy shit, are we completely in sync or what?
i just wrote a post about HIMYM too... that just freaked me out. quit it!
hmmm. i was just musing over similar thoughts.
i have been with current (lol) boyfriend for about 8 months. the beginning was SO EXCITING that i could hardly sleep at night -- for weeks! possibly months! those kisses! the sex! HIS TONGUE! it all drove me crazy with excitement! everything was electric! SIZZLING! unknown! unexpected! what will HAPPEN?! it was NUTS!
now things are still good, but more predictable. but still satisfying. but it is hard to recapture the ELECTRICITY and unpredictability that one experiences in the beginning!
I miss my twisted sex dreams. I guess that's why I'm acting out all my weirdness on these homeless midgets I've got cuffed in the basement. Oh well.
I'm just jealous of people that get sex dreams, period. They say the more creative your dreams are, the more creative a person tends to be in real life. I think that's bullshit. I dream about the most mundane, boring things. Never flown. Never had a sex dream. Dreamed about grocery shopping and slowly crossing off a shopping list? Yep, that's me.
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